Do you remember when people thought cardigans were back? Or how if someone rocked up in a cardi and NB’s they’d get the ol’ “geography teacher” joke? If you’ve seen the amount of activewear in schools these days then you’d know they aren’t rolling around with leathers patches on their blazers. (Side note: we stan teachers, you do amazing important work!)

When you see something like this knitted(!) chevron-striped beast from  you realise if ANYONE tried to front on you for wearing it, THEY are clearly the fool. Additionally, whilst we don’t necessarily condone smoking, if you rock a pipe with this you might actually become a god.